A couple of weeks ago, I was bribed by my photographer boyfriend's colleague who needed a front page photograph for the local paper. Surprisingly, he had no volunteers. My job was to demonstrate how incredibly mistaken the information/traffic sign was in relation to the current weather - no heavy rain as forecast, but rather, blazing hot sunshine.
In the middle of the dual carriageway at 6 p.m. on a Friday.
At least I got paid though. Nevermind that it was with the free sausages that Mr Man's colleague had been given earlier in the day. That's right, girlfriend - I don't get out of bed for less than 10,000 sausages!
