Oscars Wrap Up ~ Why So Weird
Attacked by alien snails! Beware the gold slime. Is she oozing? I think she might be oozing.
Where's her neck? Where? I mean you know me I love a pussy cat bow but this doesn't work. It's all too much, even on the runway. I am reminded of bygone years, and not in a good way.
Left is 1890 The Metropolitan Museum of Art
I discussed this one before. Why the chicken cutlet action over the boobs? Why white when you're so white? I'm distressed and I want my crayons.
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From sheer to worse. The weird flaps, the wrinkled satin tunic, and then the black sheer. It's time for this trend to be over.
I know Dallas is coming back on TV but . . . and honey, you're like, 12, why do you want to look 50?
Right is 1891-1892 The Metropolitan Museum of Art
OK brights are very in for Spring but this is not a good color. She looks like the child of a sausage and a traffic cone. The cut is also not flattering, I mean how can you make Cammy look chubby?
Gwyneth the caped crusader! Watch out, you red carpet daemons, she's got her eye on you.
And a few honorable mentions. I found both these dresses weird but also slightly appealing, despite the sheer.
First we have a kind of blue lace tattoo, and second a kind of disco target practice. I do like the blue hair.
